deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

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swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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theelusivebloggeur:

disastr:

the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”

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  • relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  • me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  • relative: sure!
  • relative: why are you starting up a video game

baptistes:

*looking at my own selfies* Love this concept….

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.
Henry Ward Beecher   (via whitenes-s)

(Source: observando)

She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.
(via cl4yton)

(Source: parachute3s)